Lundi 7 février 2011
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07
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/2011
22:01
Are 4 real or is this your avatar ?
It’s true. I’m kind of retarded. But I’m also kind of amazing.
Mercredi 1 décembre 2010
3
01
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/2010
17:50
+ Life's greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people worse off, waiting in line behind you. (Rant)
+ In America, if your addiction isn't always new and improved, you're a failure. (Choke)
+ There are a lot of things we don't want to know about the people we love. (FC)
+ “That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.” @palahniukquotes
+ The best way to waste your life is by taking notes. the easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. #chuckpalahniuk
+ “In America, if your addiction isn’t always new and improved, you’re a failure.”
+ Nobody's all the way dead yet, but lets just say the clock is ticking. (IM)
+ Just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with chances of betrayal. (Diary)
+ Love & life belongs to great risk. (FC)
+ They're Vicodins, dear. It's the Marilyn Monroe school of medicine where enough of any drug will cure any disease. @palahniukquotes
+ “People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were too scared of being alone”
+ "... when you bury a goth child. Yes, it's still heartbreaking, only it doesn't look as bad" @palahniukquotes
+ With the angel of death going door to door, people stayed together. They quit bitching and behaved. (Haunted)
+ "Until you can ignore your circumstances, and just do as you promise," he says, "you'll always be controlled by the world." (Haunted)
+ Language... was just our way to explain away the wonder and the glory of the world. (Choke)
+ Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly.(IM)
+ This is just what human beings do—turn objects into people, people into objects. (Haunted)
+ The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill most people.
+ You will always have some excuse not to live your life. (Haunted)
+ Recycling and speed-limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed. (Fight Club)
+ We live and die and anything else is just delusion. (Choke)
+ When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. (Invisible Monsters) (via @VanillaBearr)
+ To everybody, everybody else is a liar. (Rant)
+ What if reality is nothing but some disease? (Rant)
+ Everyone smiles with an invisible gun to their head. (Fight Club)
+ Everyone's in their own personal coma. (Diary)
+ Reality means you live until you die... The real truth is nobody wants reality. (Survivor)
+ Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away. (STF)
+ The hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs. (Snuff)
+ One detail too many and you'd ruined. Overdosed on information. (Snuff)
+ I used 2 think the secret 2 a happy endin was 2 bring down the curtain @the right time. A moment after happness everythings all wrong again.
+ The murderer, the victim, the witness, each of us thinks our role is the lead. (IM)
+ The only thing that made me special, now my worst shame. (Snuff) (via @MegadethWisdom)
+ Every minute made it harder to do what I'd promised at my baptism. Shoot, cut, choke, bleed, or jump. (Survivor) (via @NeechQuotes)
+ These horny sexaholic chicks, they have such a high tolerance. They just can't not get banged. (Choke) (via @VanillaBearr)
+ Every time you don't throw yourself down the stairs, that's a choice. Every time you don't crash your car, you re-enlist. (Survivor)
+ This is the arms race of sound. This isn't about quality. It's about volume. This isn't about music. This is about winning. (Lullaby)
+ The trouble with eternal youth is, you do tend to procrastinate. (Post-Production)
+ What you have to consider is, maybe I wanted to get caught. (Crippled)
+ It's so typical, men want all the perks of being a female, but none of the bullshit. (Speaking Bitterness from Haunted)
+ All women have to do is get naked, and we give them all our money. I mean, why are we such slaves? (Choke)
+ You grow up to become living proof of your parent's limitations. Their less-than-masterpiece. (Rant)
+ What you don't understand you can make mean anything. (Diary)
+ What's worse? Hell or nothing? (Fight Club)
+ All of us, we're meant to be worn smooth by conflict and pain of every kind. To be polished. (Haunted)
+ Imagine how you'd feel if your whole life turned into a job you couldn't stand. (Survivor) (via @insideanhour)
+ What you run from only stays with you longer. When you fight something, you only make it stronger. (Invisible Monsters)
+ It's easy to cry when you realize everyone you love will reject you or die. (Fight Club)
+ You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth. (Invisible Monsters)
+ Don't laugh, but there are back-alley ways you can turn anything New Age into a killing tool. (Haunted)
+ Just for the record, the weather today is increasing turmoil with a possible physical and emotional breakdown. (Diary)
+ I need that like I need teeth in my asshole." (Guts)
+ ...Because life never works except in retrospect. You can't control life, at least you can control your version. (STF)
+ You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past. (Survivor)
+ You see how everything you can ever accomplish will end up as trash. (Fight Club)
+ You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless. (IM)
+ A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?" Well sweetheart I tell her, yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living. (Survivor)
+ Nothing was solved when the fight was over, but nothing mattered. (Fight Club)
+ When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat? (Invisible Monsters)
+ Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit. (Diary)
+ Just keep asking yourself: 'What would Jesus NOT do?' (Choke)
+ The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill most people. (Haunted)
+ It's not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to a tattoo. (Survivor)
+ Here in your mind you have complete privacy. Here there's no difference between what is and what could be.
+ We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.
+ The magic of sex is its acquisition w/out the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home there's never a storage problem.
+ The past, the future, life on other planets, everything is such a projection of life as we know it. (Choke)
+ I tell him this isn't such a beautiful world that he has to stay in it and suffer. / Survivor
+ Their teeth white, as if they never used teeth for anything except to smile. (Haunted)
+ That’s the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. @palahniukquotes
+ No, none of us seem so very real. Were only supporting characters in the lives of each other. (Tell-All)
+ "Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list." (Survivor)
+ The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. (IM)
+ Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education. (IM)
+ Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can hurt like hell. (Lullaby)
+ The glue and resin smell in new cars is formaldehyde, she'd tell him, the same thing they use to preserve dead bodies. (Choke)
+ Besides, it happens fast for some people and slow for some, accidents or gravity, but we all end up mutilated. (IM)
+ Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our education. (Choke)
+ You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. (Survivor)
+ If I turn up suicided in the morning, it was murder.Please leave a message. *Survivor
+ Your past is just a story. And once you realize this; it has no power over you. @palahniukquotes
+ The shortcut to closing a door is to bury yourself in the details. (lullaby)
+ This is the arms race of sound. This isn't about quality. It's about volume. This isn't about music. This is about winning. (lullaby)
+ The more people die, the more things stay the same. (Lullaby)
+ If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. (Diary)
+ The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. (Choke)
+ And if you can't learn yourself to love blood family, then you'll never truly love. Not nobody... (Rant)
+ Love is a skill you learn. Like house-training a dog. Maybe a talent you do or do not build up. Like muscle. (Rant)
+ You get everybody telling the same lie and it ain't a lie, not no more. (Rant)
+ Some men may only want pictures of naked women. Some women only want a man's dick. Or his sperm. Or his mon ...
+ "If something looks like an accident, can't nobody be mad at you" (Rant)
+ " The secret ingredient to anything 'tasty' is something that's going to 'hurt'." (Rant)
+ "Every family is a regular little cult." (Rant)
+ And while most stories begin with unhappiness at their inception, this one is no different. (Tell-All)
+ I am Jack's colon. I get cancer, I kill Jack.
+ Disaster is a natural part of my evolution, toward tragedy and dissolution. (FC)
+ One day you're thinking and hauling yourself around, and the next, you're cold fertilizer, worm buffet. (FC)
+ I used to think the secret to a happy ending was to bring down the curtain at the exact right time. (Haunted)
+ All the time,you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them.This only l ...
+ You study any pretty democracy, and you'll see that the only way each system functions is with a working class of slaves. (Rant)
+ "We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create." (Invisible Monsters)
+ Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong. (Invisible Monsters)
+ "A rattlesnake's just a vaccination againts boredom" (Rant)
Mercredi 23 décembre 2009
3
23
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/2009
16:16
Perspective désolidarisante puisque les communautés en général regulent (voire regularisent) leur sein bien au delà des textes de Loi !
L'énoncé n'a d'autre portée que de permettre quelques secondes d'amusement, assenée sans préambule quand on vous demandera de justifier une incivilité.
Jeudi 10 décembre 2009
4
10
/12
/Déc
/2009
17:33
Le concept "Art" est une habile récupération communautaire de notre capicité à sublimer notre libido... dans le but (efficient) d'oublier que l'essentiel de ce qui est partagé par un groupe n'est qu'un entrelacs d'us et coutumes.
En ce sens, c'est (le concept et son usage) une arme de cohesion massive... Tout Art est un tabernacle inversé qui sacralise, par la forme et par l'exposition, un envers vide/absent.
La sécularisation devrait etre étudiée comme une evolution artistique... et non pas benoitement comme une evolution sociale qui aurait influencé les arts. Ne serait-ce que pour mettre en evidence cette réciprocité :
Si tout Art se voudrait religion... Il est aussi clair que toute Religion n'est qu'un art, parmi d'autres !
De cette généalogie, on tire une conclusion sans appel : Le temps de l'Art est compté...
A vous d'essayer de rever cet "après".
Mardi 20 octobre 2009
2
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/Oct
/2009
17:19
Il n'y a pas de grands hommes, juste de bons joueurs
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Il n'y a pas de bons joueurs, juste de bons tirages
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Bah..
L'enfant-loup ne devient jamais humain
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La sublimation orchestrée est le Verbe
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L'art est la "pire" des orchestrations - la sacralisation de l'embrigadement
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Be greedy, not faithfull
Jeudi 16 juillet 2009
4
16
/07
/Juil
/2009
10:57
: stratégie(s) d'occupation de la réalité.
Se concentrer sur l'accessible. L'ambition d'une taxinomie des esprits est un piege de la pensée civilisationnelle occidentale (au moins). Les modus operandi meme si il ne sont pas univoques sont bien plus discernables. On décrirait ainsi une personnalité comme l'historicité de ses stratégies (schémas d'action) et non plus comme une constellation de considérations sur une soi disant nature...
La perspective de la "nature de l'individu" (propagandisé à souhait par la dialectique de la dramaturgie qui pour faire ecole/morale à besoin de figer).. est un embrigadement de l'esprit. La mécanique physiologique de l'imprégnation qui pourrait objectiviser cette vision est loin d'apparaitre si pregnante que cela biologiquement parlant. Evidemment socialement parlant c'est l'outil d'une sédimentation individuelle qui ne peut etre que profitable à la perpétuation de l'ordonnancement hiérarchique...
Se concentrer sur l'accessible. L'ambition d'une taxinomie des esprits est un piege de la pensée civilisationnelle occidentale (au moins). Les modus operandi meme si il ne sont pas univoques sont bien plus discernables. On décrirait ainsi une personnalité comme l'historicité de ses stratégies (schémas d'action) et non plus comme une constellation de considérations sur une soi disant nature...
La perspective de la "nature de l'individu" (propagandisé à souhait par la dialectique de la dramaturgie qui pour faire ecole/morale à besoin de figer).. est un embrigadement de l'esprit. La mécanique physiologique de l'imprégnation qui pourrait objectiviser cette vision est loin d'apparaitre si pregnante que cela biologiquement parlant. Evidemment socialement parlant c'est l'outil d'une sédimentation individuelle qui ne peut etre que profitable à la perpétuation de l'ordonnancement hiérarchique...
Mercredi 3 décembre 2008
3
03
/12
/Déc
/2008
21:30
L'action
La proposition dramatique principale
La proposition thematique principale
Intrigue principale et intrigues secondaire
Action et indentification
Le mouvement dramatique
Les personnages
Le couple sujet-opposant
Le sujet
L'opposant
La relation sujet-opposant ou l'union des contraires
La construction des personnages
La proposition du personnage
La tridimensionnalité du personnage
Le systeme de faits
Recit cinématographique et articulation dramatique
Forme ternaire et fonctionnement du récit
Le paradigme de field
Structure du recit cinematographique
L'exposition
Le denouement
Le noeud de l'intrigue
Le scenario, art de l'information
Microfonctionnement du recit scenaristique
fonction et motivation
informer et persuader
La composition dramatique
Montrer et exprimer
La loi fondamentale
Les procédés
Le dialogue
Les bases du dialogue
L'ecriture du dialogue
Ecrire
La periode de gestation
La phase de construction
L'auteur et ses blocage
Redaction du scenario
La proposition dramatique principale
La proposition thematique principale
Intrigue principale et intrigues secondaire
Action et indentification
Le mouvement dramatique
Les personnages
Le couple sujet-opposant
Le sujet
L'opposant
La relation sujet-opposant ou l'union des contraires
La construction des personnages
La proposition du personnage
La tridimensionnalité du personnage
Le systeme de faits
Recit cinématographique et articulation dramatique
Forme ternaire et fonctionnement du récit
Le paradigme de field
Structure du recit cinematographique
L'exposition
Le denouement
Le noeud de l'intrigue
Le scenario, art de l'information
Microfonctionnement du recit scenaristique
fonction et motivation
informer et persuader
La composition dramatique
Montrer et exprimer
La loi fondamentale
Les procédés
Le dialogue
Les bases du dialogue
L'ecriture du dialogue
Ecrire
La periode de gestation
La phase de construction
L'auteur et ses blocage
Redaction du scenario
Samedi 23 février 2008
6
23
/02
/Fév
/2008
10:59
Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.
Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.
Dr. Gregory House: Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.
Dr. Gregory House: You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking.
Dr. Gregory House: You bastard. You invited my parents to dinner.
Dr. Wilson: Geez, Cameron's got a big mouth.
Dr. Gregory House: Ha! Not as big as yours.
Dr. Wilson: Hey, you used me to avoid seeing your parents.
Dr. Gregory House: Well, what do you care?
Dr. Wilson: I don't. I just thought it might be interesting to find out why.
Dr. Gregory House: You could have just asked.
Dr. Wilson: You would have lied.
Dr. Gregory House: And you would have believed me. Which would have kept us both happy. Do you want your money back, is that what this is about?
Dr. Wilson: No! Wait, what? Have you got the money?
[House starts to write check]
Dr. Wilson: If you have the money, then why did you need the loan?
Dr. Gregory House: I didn't. I just wanted to see if you'd give it to me. I've been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me forty dollars a year ago. A little experiment to see where you'd draw the line.
Dr. Wilson: You're - you're trying to objectively measure how much I value our friendship?
Dr. Gregory House: That's five grand, you've got nothing to be ashamed of. So what do you say, one little phone call, one big check?
Dr. Wilson: Fine.
[takes check]
Dr. Wilson: Thanks.
[gets in car]
Dr. Wilson: Now, be a grownup and either tell mommy and daddy you don't want to see them or I'm picking you up at 7:00 for dinner.
Dr. Gregory House: What do you mean? You just said...
Dr. Wilson: I lied. I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you look good unshaved a year ago. It's a little experiment, you know, to see where you'd draw the line.
Dr. Wilson: I am so tired of this.
[pause]
Dr. Wilson: Did you know that the new nurse from cardiology is sleeping with that weird lawyer from the board?
Dr. Gregory House: The guy with eleven fingers?
Dr. Wilson: He has eleven fingers?
Dr. Gregory House: How do you not notice that?
Dr. Wilson: The nurse used to be a man.
Dr. Gregory House: [guessing] She's not anymore.
Dr. Wilson: But we can't talk about that.
Dr. Gregory House: I thought we were.
Dr. Wilson: We were supposed to talk about that. I came here to talk about that, but on the way up, I ran into Cameron. You've got a CIPA patient.
Dr. Gregory House: [thinks] ... tranny nurse is more interesting.
Dr. Wilson: Oh, it's WAY more interesting. But instead, I've gotta be your damn conscience. I'm tired of being your conscience. I don't enjoy being your conscience...
Dr. Gregory House: No one enjoys it...
Dr. Wilson: You're studying her.
Dr. Gregory House: She's actually sick.
Dr. Wilson: Which you found out after you took her on.
Dr. Gregory House: I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous.
Dr. Wilson: I don't think that metaphor was designed to actually warn cats. You don't care about her illness, you care about CIPA - which means your focus is gonna be on getting your answers, not hers.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. Forewarned is forearmed.
Dr. Wilson: What do you think you're gonna figure out? You think... her lack of pain is somehow the answer to your pain.
Dr. Gregory House: I think... if you'd stop talking to Cameron, then right now we could be ranking nurses in order of doability.
Dr. Gregory House: Ah, the Socratic Method. The best way we have of teaching everything-apart from juggling chainsaws.
Lola: He drops clean urine, denies using steroids, and you're giving him a drug for what, steroid abuse?
Dr. Gregory House: No, no, it's not. No, it's got calcium in it. It's very good for the bones. Basically, at a molecular level, it's just milk.
[Lola leaves]
Dr. Gregory House: How long do you figure before I get a call from Cuddy?
....
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You put him on Lupron?
Dr. Gregory House: Uh-huh.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: And you told them it was like milk?
Dr. Gregory House: Yes.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Is there any way in which that is not a lie?
Dr. Gregory House: It's creamy.
Dr. Gregory House: Fine. I'll ask one of my other friends.
Dr. Wilson: Huh...
Dr. Gregory House: What? You're saying I've only got one friend?
Dr. Wilson: Uh... and... who...?
Dr. Gregory House: Kevin. In bookkeeping.
Dr. Wilson: Okay, well, first of all, his name's Karl...
Dr. Gregory House: I call him Kevin. It's his secret friendship club name.
Dr. Wilson: [to House] Trying to win Stacy back by killing an animal. Very caveman.
Dr. Eric Foreman: This is definitely different.
Dr. Robert Chase: [looking at a photograph of House] It looks almost like...
Dr. Cameron: ...He's caring.
Dr. Gregory House: Chase loves me. And isn't Turkish.
Dr. Wilson: No, Cameron loves you. Chase loves his job.
Dr. Gregory House: Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money.
Dr. Gregory House: J'ever notice, how all the self-sacrificing women in history, Joan of Arc, Mother Teresa... can't think of any others, they all die alone? The men, on the other hand, get so much fuzz it's crazy.
Dr. Wilson: It's an unfair world.
Dr. Gregory House: Well, there's the fever that Cameron was looking for.
Dr. Cameron: We knew if it was myelitis there had to be an -itis. This must be the infection that set it off.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. Except in this universe effect follows cause. I've complained about it, but...
Dr. Robert Chase: I'd give her two months.
Dr. Gregory House: On the bright side, it still means I was right.
Dr. Robert Chase: In pre-med, I had a professor who...
Dr. Gregory House: - touched you in the naughty place?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You want me to put Hank Wiggin on the transplant list?
Dr. Gregory House: He needs a new kidney. I was thinking the kidney people might have some.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, they like to save them for people who have... how do I put this?... kidney problems.
[about Cuddy]
Dr. Robert Chase: You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been... nasty.
Dr. Gregory House: Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.
Dr. Gregory House: Why are you doing this?
Dr. Cameron: I'm not doing anything.
Dr. Gregory House: You're manipulating everyone.
Dr. Cameron: People... dismiss me. Because I'm a woman, because I'm pretty, because I'm not agressive. My opinions shouldn't be rejected just because people don't like me.
Dr. Gregory House: They like you. Everyone likes you.
[he starts to walk away]
Dr. Cameron: Do you?
[pause]
Dr. Cameron: I have to know.
Dr. Gregory House: No.
Dr. Cameron: [smiles quietly] Okay.
Dr. Wilson: [House is attempting to put on a tie before his date with Cameron] The wide side's too short. You're gonna look like Lou Costello.
Dr. Gregory House: This is a mistake. I don't know how to have casual conversation. You think you're talking about one thing, and either you are and it's incredibly boring, or you're not because it's subtext and you need a decoder ring.
Dr. Wilson: Open doors for her, help her with her chair...
Dr. Gregory House: I have been on a date.
Dr. Wilson: Uh, not since disco died. Comment on her shoes, her earrings, and then move on to D.H.A. : her Dreams, Hopes, and Aspirations. Trust me. Panty-peeler. Oh, and if you need condoms, I've got some.
Dr. Gregory House: [sarcastically] Did your wife give them to you?
Dr. Wilson: Drug rep. They got antibiotics built in, somehow.
Dr. Gregory House: I should cancel. I've got a patient in surgery tomorrow.
[House moves to the kitchen]
Dr. Wilson: And if you were a surgeon, that would actually matter. That's a good idea, settle your nerves. Get me a beer too.
Dr. Gregory House: No beer.
Dr. Wilson: You're gonna eat before dinner?
[House reaches into the friedge and takes out a corsage]
Dr. Gregory House: This is pretty lame, right?
Dr. Wilson: I think she likes lame.
Dr. Robert Chase: [about Cameron and House's upcoming date] House isn't going to hand you anything. You want him, you've gotta take him. Jump him.
Dr. Roger Spain (First Applicant): Wow, I thought you'd be the last person to have a problem with nonconformity.
Dr. Gregory House: Nonconformity; right... I can't remember the last time saw a twenty something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. You are one wicked free thinker! You want to be a rebel; stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does, and get a hair cut. Like the Asian kids that don't leave the library for a twenty hours stretch. They're the ones that don't care what you think.
[pause]
Dr. Gregory House: Sayonara
[Dr. Spain exits office]
Dr. Wilson: So, should I go through all the resumes looking for Asian names?
Dr. Gregory House: Actually, the Asian kids are probably just responding to parental pressure, but my point is still valid.
Dr. Gregory House: Read less, more TV.
Dr. Gregory House: That's absurd. I love it.
Anica Jovanovich: You know, I was going to ask what a respectable doctor was doing in an OTB parlor... somehow, that question doesn't seem relevant any more.
Dr. Gregory House: What's your excuse?
Anica Jovanovich: Turns me on.
Dr. Gregory House: What else turns you on? Drugs? Casual sex? Rough sex?
[pause]
Dr. Gregory House: Casual rough sex? I'm a doctor, I need to know.
Stacy Warner: God, you are such an idiot.
Dr. Gregory House: Actually, I thought I was more of a jerk.
Dr. Gregory House: [to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area] Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.
Dr. Gregory House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a bored... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
[to Lisa]
Dr. Gregory House: That is true, isn't it?
[to crowd]
Dr. Gregory House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?
[nobody moves]
Dr. Gregory House: And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?
[everybody raises their hand]
Dr. Gregory House: Okay, well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind.
Dr. Cameron: Twelve-year-olds don't have sex.
Dr. Gregory House: Their mistake.
Dr. Robert Chase: How'd you like it if I interfered in your personal life?
Dr. Gregory House: I'd hate it. That's why, cleverly, I have no personal life.
Dr. Wilson: I love my wife.
Dr. Gregory House: You certainly love saying it.
Dr. Wilson: At least I try.
Dr. Gregory House: Well, as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
Dr. Gregory House: So between us we can do anything. We can rule the world!
Dr. Gregory House: I find your interest interesting.
Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die that she may have cheated on him?
Dr. Gregory House: No, I want you to be polite and let her die.
Dr. Gregory House: Chicks dig this
[waves cane]
Dr. Gregory House: It's better than a puppy!
Dr. Eric Foreman: You assaulted that man!
Dr. Gregory House: Fine. I'll never do it again.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Yes you will.
Dr. Gregory House: All the more reason this debate is pointless.
Dr. Cameron: I'm uncomfortable about sex.
Dr. Robert Chase: Well, we don't have to talk about this...
Dr. Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.
[She pauses to catch her breath]
Dr. Robert Chase: [He is speechless]
Dr. Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm?
Dr. Eric Foreman: [enters]
Dr. Cameron: [as if nothing had just occurred] Hey Foreman. What's up?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.
Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.
Dr. Wilson: Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid. They buy hospitals to get respect.
Dr. Gregory House: And the reason you want respect?
Dr. Wilson: To... get laid.
Dr. Eric Foreman: [to House] These regulations aren't just here to annoy you.
Dr. Robert Chase: I think we need to take his girlfriend's theory into account.
Dr. Cameron: Oh, and what is that?
Dr. Robert Chase: She thinks she rode him to death.
Dr. Wilson: Even I don't like you!
Dr. Gregory House: Words can hurt you know.
Dr. Gregory House: I'm extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting, new designer drugs, you come back with tomato sauce.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Your reputation won't last if you don't do your job; the clinic is part of your job. I want you to do your job.
Dr. Gregory House: But as the philosopher Jagger once said "You can't always get what you want."
Dr. Gregory House: Everybody lies.
Dr. Gregory House: Overall, drug addicts are idiots
Dr. Wilson: I love my wife.
Dr. Gregory House: You loved all your wives.
Dr. Gregory House: Less money is made by biochemists working on a cure for cancer than by their colleagues struggling valiantly to hide steroid use.
Dr. Gregory House: I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.
Dr. Wilson: Oh, this is where I give you advice and pretend you are going listen to it, I love this part.
Dr. Wilson: You're not going to be happy with anyone.
Dr. Gregory House: So, what, your advice is... hire someone I'm not happy with and be happy?
Dr. Wilson: No, my advice is much more subtle. Stop being an ass. You always find some tiny little flaw to push people away.
Dr. Gregory House: Now it's people. I thought we were talking about fellowship applicants.
Dr. Wilson: You have a history of this.
Dr. Gregory House: Well, when I do decide to push you away, I hope there's a small person kneeling behind you so you fall down and hurt your head.
Dr. Cameron: [discussing a patient's diagnosis] What about sex?
Dr. Gregory House: Well, it might get complicated. We work together. I am older, certainly, but maybe you like that.
Dr. Cameron: I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.
Dr. Gregory House: Heh, nice cover.
[to House]
Dr. Cameron: I thought you were too screwed up to love anyone. I was wrong. You just couldn't love me. It's okay. I'm happy for you.
Dr. Gregory House: How are we doing on the cotton swabs today? If there's a critical shortage, I could run home.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No, you couldn't.
Dr. Gregory House: Nice.
Jill: My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I've been feeling sick a lot. Maybe I'm overtraining; I'm doin' the marathon, like, ten miles a day,
[House looks tired]
Jill: but I can't seem to lose any weight.
Dr. Gregory House: Lift up your arms.
[she does so]
Dr. Gregory House: You have a parasite.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
Dr. Gregory House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.
[she lies back, and still has her hands up]
Dr. Gregory House: You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
Dr. Gregory House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
[he starts to ultrasound her abdomen]
Jill: Illegal?
Dr. Gregory House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Jill: Playdates?
Dr. Gregory House: [shows her the ultrasound] It has your eyes.
[it's a baby]
Dr. Cameron: I'm the only one who's always stood behind you when you've screwed up.
Dr. Gregory House: Why? Why would you support someone who screws up?
Dr. Cameron: Because I'm not insanely insecure, and because I can actually trust in another human being, and I am not an angry, misanthropic son of a bitch.
Dr. Gregory House: I'm sorry. You said you *weren't* angry.
Dr. Eric Foreman: You are aware of the Hippocratic oath, right?
Dr. Gregory House: The one that starts, "First, do no harm", then goes on to tell us: no abortions, no seductions, and definitely no cutting of those who labor beneath the stone? Yeah, took a read once. Wasn't impressed.
Dr. Eric Foreman: This guy's been injecting himself how many times a day? All it'd take is one slip of the needle to cause an air embolus.
Dr. Gregory House: So air is keeping him from breathing air. Let's go with that for the irony.
Dr. Gregory House: The drugs don't make me high, they make me neutral.
Dr. Gregory House: I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?
Dr. Gregory House: You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a...
[pauses]
Dr. Gregory House: I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor.
Dr. Gregory House: Would the world be a better place if people never felt guilty? Makes sex better. Shoulda seen her in the last months of our relationship. Lot of guilt. *Lot* of screaming.
Dr. Cameron, Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Robert Chase: [speaking about patient's symptoms] We've got rectal bleeding.
Dr. Gregory House: What, all three of you?
Dr. Gregory House: [looks at Chase and Cameron and their wet hair] You two shower together?
Dr. Cameron, Dr. Robert Chase: NO!
Dr. Gregory House: [looks at Forman] Double negative. It's a yes.
[Forman stares at Chase and Cameron]
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.
Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.
Dr. Gregory House: Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.
Dr. Gregory House: You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking.
Dr. Gregory House: You bastard. You invited my parents to dinner.
Dr. Wilson: Geez, Cameron's got a big mouth.
Dr. Gregory House: Ha! Not as big as yours.
Dr. Wilson: Hey, you used me to avoid seeing your parents.
Dr. Gregory House: Well, what do you care?
Dr. Wilson: I don't. I just thought it might be interesting to find out why.
Dr. Gregory House: You could have just asked.
Dr. Wilson: You would have lied.
Dr. Gregory House: And you would have believed me. Which would have kept us both happy. Do you want your money back, is that what this is about?
Dr. Wilson: No! Wait, what? Have you got the money?
[House starts to write check]
Dr. Wilson: If you have the money, then why did you need the loan?
Dr. Gregory House: I didn't. I just wanted to see if you'd give it to me. I've been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me forty dollars a year ago. A little experiment to see where you'd draw the line.
Dr. Wilson: You're - you're trying to objectively measure how much I value our friendship?
Dr. Gregory House: That's five grand, you've got nothing to be ashamed of. So what do you say, one little phone call, one big check?
Dr. Wilson: Fine.
[takes check]
Dr. Wilson: Thanks.
[gets in car]
Dr. Wilson: Now, be a grownup and either tell mommy and daddy you don't want to see them or I'm picking you up at 7:00 for dinner.
Dr. Gregory House: What do you mean? You just said...
Dr. Wilson: I lied. I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you look good unshaved a year ago. It's a little experiment, you know, to see where you'd draw the line.
Dr. Wilson: I am so tired of this.
[pause]
Dr. Wilson: Did you know that the new nurse from cardiology is sleeping with that weird lawyer from the board?
Dr. Gregory House: The guy with eleven fingers?
Dr. Wilson: He has eleven fingers?
Dr. Gregory House: How do you not notice that?
Dr. Wilson: The nurse used to be a man.
Dr. Gregory House: [guessing] She's not anymore.
Dr. Wilson: But we can't talk about that.
Dr. Gregory House: I thought we were.
Dr. Wilson: We were supposed to talk about that. I came here to talk about that, but on the way up, I ran into Cameron. You've got a CIPA patient.
Dr. Gregory House: [thinks] ... tranny nurse is more interesting.
Dr. Wilson: Oh, it's WAY more interesting. But instead, I've gotta be your damn conscience. I'm tired of being your conscience. I don't enjoy being your conscience...
Dr. Gregory House: No one enjoys it...
Dr. Wilson: You're studying her.
Dr. Gregory House: She's actually sick.
Dr. Wilson: Which you found out after you took her on.
Dr. Gregory House: I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous.
Dr. Wilson: I don't think that metaphor was designed to actually warn cats. You don't care about her illness, you care about CIPA - which means your focus is gonna be on getting your answers, not hers.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. Forewarned is forearmed.
Dr. Wilson: What do you think you're gonna figure out? You think... her lack of pain is somehow the answer to your pain.
Dr. Gregory House: I think... if you'd stop talking to Cameron, then right now we could be ranking nurses in order of doability.
Dr. Gregory House: Ah, the Socratic Method. The best way we have of teaching everything-apart from juggling chainsaws.
Lola: He drops clean urine, denies using steroids, and you're giving him a drug for what, steroid abuse?
Dr. Gregory House: No, no, it's not. No, it's got calcium in it. It's very good for the bones. Basically, at a molecular level, it's just milk.
[Lola leaves]
Dr. Gregory House: How long do you figure before I get a call from Cuddy?
....
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You put him on Lupron?
Dr. Gregory House: Uh-huh.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: And you told them it was like milk?
Dr. Gregory House: Yes.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Is there any way in which that is not a lie?
Dr. Gregory House: It's creamy.
Dr. Gregory House: Fine. I'll ask one of my other friends.
Dr. Wilson: Huh...
Dr. Gregory House: What? You're saying I've only got one friend?
Dr. Wilson: Uh... and... who...?
Dr. Gregory House: Kevin. In bookkeeping.
Dr. Wilson: Okay, well, first of all, his name's Karl...
Dr. Gregory House: I call him Kevin. It's his secret friendship club name.
Dr. Wilson: [to House] Trying to win Stacy back by killing an animal. Very caveman.
Dr. Eric Foreman: This is definitely different.
Dr. Robert Chase: [looking at a photograph of House] It looks almost like...
Dr. Cameron: ...He's caring.
Dr. Gregory House: Chase loves me. And isn't Turkish.
Dr. Wilson: No, Cameron loves you. Chase loves his job.
Dr. Gregory House: Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money.
Dr. Gregory House: J'ever notice, how all the self-sacrificing women in history, Joan of Arc, Mother Teresa... can't think of any others, they all die alone? The men, on the other hand, get so much fuzz it's crazy.
Dr. Wilson: It's an unfair world.
Dr. Gregory House: Well, there's the fever that Cameron was looking for.
Dr. Cameron: We knew if it was myelitis there had to be an -itis. This must be the infection that set it off.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. Except in this universe effect follows cause. I've complained about it, but...
Dr. Robert Chase: I'd give her two months.
Dr. Gregory House: On the bright side, it still means I was right.
Dr. Robert Chase: In pre-med, I had a professor who...
Dr. Gregory House: - touched you in the naughty place?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You want me to put Hank Wiggin on the transplant list?
Dr. Gregory House: He needs a new kidney. I was thinking the kidney people might have some.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, they like to save them for people who have... how do I put this?... kidney problems.
[about Cuddy]
Dr. Robert Chase: You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been... nasty.
Dr. Gregory House: Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.
Dr. Gregory House: Why are you doing this?
Dr. Cameron: I'm not doing anything.
Dr. Gregory House: You're manipulating everyone.
Dr. Cameron: People... dismiss me. Because I'm a woman, because I'm pretty, because I'm not agressive. My opinions shouldn't be rejected just because people don't like me.
Dr. Gregory House: They like you. Everyone likes you.
[he starts to walk away]
Dr. Cameron: Do you?
[pause]
Dr. Cameron: I have to know.
Dr. Gregory House: No.
Dr. Cameron: [smiles quietly] Okay.
Dr. Wilson: [House is attempting to put on a tie before his date with Cameron] The wide side's too short. You're gonna look like Lou Costello.
Dr. Gregory House: This is a mistake. I don't know how to have casual conversation. You think you're talking about one thing, and either you are and it's incredibly boring, or you're not because it's subtext and you need a decoder ring.
Dr. Wilson: Open doors for her, help her with her chair...
Dr. Gregory House: I have been on a date.
Dr. Wilson: Uh, not since disco died. Comment on her shoes, her earrings, and then move on to D.H.A. : her Dreams, Hopes, and Aspirations. Trust me. Panty-peeler. Oh, and if you need condoms, I've got some.
Dr. Gregory House: [sarcastically] Did your wife give them to you?
Dr. Wilson: Drug rep. They got antibiotics built in, somehow.
Dr. Gregory House: I should cancel. I've got a patient in surgery tomorrow.
[House moves to the kitchen]
Dr. Wilson: And if you were a surgeon, that would actually matter. That's a good idea, settle your nerves. Get me a beer too.
Dr. Gregory House: No beer.
Dr. Wilson: You're gonna eat before dinner?
[House reaches into the friedge and takes out a corsage]
Dr. Gregory House: This is pretty lame, right?
Dr. Wilson: I think she likes lame.
Dr. Robert Chase: [about Cameron and House's upcoming date] House isn't going to hand you anything. You want him, you've gotta take him. Jump him.
Dr. Roger Spain (First Applicant): Wow, I thought you'd be the last person to have a problem with nonconformity.
Dr. Gregory House: Nonconformity; right... I can't remember the last time saw a twenty something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. You are one wicked free thinker! You want to be a rebel; stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does, and get a hair cut. Like the Asian kids that don't leave the library for a twenty hours stretch. They're the ones that don't care what you think.
[pause]
Dr. Gregory House: Sayonara
[Dr. Spain exits office]
Dr. Wilson: So, should I go through all the resumes looking for Asian names?
Dr. Gregory House: Actually, the Asian kids are probably just responding to parental pressure, but my point is still valid.
Dr. Gregory House: Read less, more TV.
Dr. Gregory House: That's absurd. I love it.
Anica Jovanovich: You know, I was going to ask what a respectable doctor was doing in an OTB parlor... somehow, that question doesn't seem relevant any more.
Dr. Gregory House: What's your excuse?
Anica Jovanovich: Turns me on.
Dr. Gregory House: What else turns you on? Drugs? Casual sex? Rough sex?
[pause]
Dr. Gregory House: Casual rough sex? I'm a doctor, I need to know.
Stacy Warner: God, you are such an idiot.
Dr. Gregory House: Actually, I thought I was more of a jerk.
Dr. Gregory House: [to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area] Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.
Dr. Gregory House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a bored... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
[to Lisa]
Dr. Gregory House: That is true, isn't it?
[to crowd]
Dr. Gregory House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?
[nobody moves]
Dr. Gregory House: And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?
[everybody raises their hand]
Dr. Gregory House: Okay, well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind.
Dr. Cameron: Twelve-year-olds don't have sex.
Dr. Gregory House: Their mistake.
Dr. Robert Chase: How'd you like it if I interfered in your personal life?
Dr. Gregory House: I'd hate it. That's why, cleverly, I have no personal life.
Dr. Wilson: I love my wife.
Dr. Gregory House: You certainly love saying it.
Dr. Wilson: At least I try.
Dr. Gregory House: Well, as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
Dr. Gregory House: So between us we can do anything. We can rule the world!
Dr. Gregory House: I find your interest interesting.
Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die that she may have cheated on him?
Dr. Gregory House: No, I want you to be polite and let her die.
Dr. Gregory House: Chicks dig this
[waves cane]
Dr. Gregory House: It's better than a puppy!
Dr. Eric Foreman: You assaulted that man!
Dr. Gregory House: Fine. I'll never do it again.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Yes you will.
Dr. Gregory House: All the more reason this debate is pointless.
Dr. Cameron: I'm uncomfortable about sex.
Dr. Robert Chase: Well, we don't have to talk about this...
Dr. Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.
[She pauses to catch her breath]
Dr. Robert Chase: [He is speechless]
Dr. Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm?
Dr. Eric Foreman: [enters]
Dr. Cameron: [as if nothing had just occurred] Hey Foreman. What's up?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.
Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.
Dr. Wilson: Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid. They buy hospitals to get respect.
Dr. Gregory House: And the reason you want respect?
Dr. Wilson: To... get laid.
Dr. Eric Foreman: [to House] These regulations aren't just here to annoy you.
Dr. Robert Chase: I think we need to take his girlfriend's theory into account.
Dr. Cameron: Oh, and what is that?
Dr. Robert Chase: She thinks she rode him to death.
Dr. Wilson: Even I don't like you!
Dr. Gregory House: Words can hurt you know.
Dr. Gregory House: I'm extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting, new designer drugs, you come back with tomato sauce.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Your reputation won't last if you don't do your job; the clinic is part of your job. I want you to do your job.
Dr. Gregory House: But as the philosopher Jagger once said "You can't always get what you want."
Dr. Gregory House: Everybody lies.
Dr. Gregory House: Overall, drug addicts are idiots
Dr. Wilson: I love my wife.
Dr. Gregory House: You loved all your wives.
Dr. Gregory House: Less money is made by biochemists working on a cure for cancer than by their colleagues struggling valiantly to hide steroid use.
Dr. Gregory House: I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.
Dr. Wilson: Oh, this is where I give you advice and pretend you are going listen to it, I love this part.
Dr. Wilson: You're not going to be happy with anyone.
Dr. Gregory House: So, what, your advice is... hire someone I'm not happy with and be happy?
Dr. Wilson: No, my advice is much more subtle. Stop being an ass. You always find some tiny little flaw to push people away.
Dr. Gregory House: Now it's people. I thought we were talking about fellowship applicants.
Dr. Wilson: You have a history of this.
Dr. Gregory House: Well, when I do decide to push you away, I hope there's a small person kneeling behind you so you fall down and hurt your head.
Dr. Cameron: [discussing a patient's diagnosis] What about sex?
Dr. Gregory House: Well, it might get complicated. We work together. I am older, certainly, but maybe you like that.
Dr. Cameron: I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.
Dr. Gregory House: Heh, nice cover.
[to House]
Dr. Cameron: I thought you were too screwed up to love anyone. I was wrong. You just couldn't love me. It's okay. I'm happy for you.
Dr. Gregory House: How are we doing on the cotton swabs today? If there's a critical shortage, I could run home.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No, you couldn't.
Dr. Gregory House: Nice.
Jill: My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I've been feeling sick a lot. Maybe I'm overtraining; I'm doin' the marathon, like, ten miles a day,
[House looks tired]
Jill: but I can't seem to lose any weight.
Dr. Gregory House: Lift up your arms.
[she does so]
Dr. Gregory House: You have a parasite.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
Dr. Gregory House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.
[she lies back, and still has her hands up]
Dr. Gregory House: You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
Dr. Gregory House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
[he starts to ultrasound her abdomen]
Jill: Illegal?
Dr. Gregory House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Jill: Playdates?
Dr. Gregory House: [shows her the ultrasound] It has your eyes.
[it's a baby]
Dr. Cameron: I'm the only one who's always stood behind you when you've screwed up.
Dr. Gregory House: Why? Why would you support someone who screws up?
Dr. Cameron: Because I'm not insanely insecure, and because I can actually trust in another human being, and I am not an angry, misanthropic son of a bitch.
Dr. Gregory House: I'm sorry. You said you *weren't* angry.
Dr. Eric Foreman: You are aware of the Hippocratic oath, right?
Dr. Gregory House: The one that starts, "First, do no harm", then goes on to tell us: no abortions, no seductions, and definitely no cutting of those who labor beneath the stone? Yeah, took a read once. Wasn't impressed.
Dr. Eric Foreman: This guy's been injecting himself how many times a day? All it'd take is one slip of the needle to cause an air embolus.
Dr. Gregory House: So air is keeping him from breathing air. Let's go with that for the irony.
Dr. Gregory House: The drugs don't make me high, they make me neutral.
Dr. Gregory House: I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?
Dr. Gregory House: You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a...
[pauses]
Dr. Gregory House: I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor.
Dr. Gregory House: Would the world be a better place if people never felt guilty? Makes sex better. Shoulda seen her in the last months of our relationship. Lot of guilt. *Lot* of screaming.
Dr. Cameron, Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Robert Chase: [speaking about patient's symptoms] We've got rectal bleeding.
Dr. Gregory House: What, all three of you?
Dr. Gregory House: [looks at Chase and Cameron and their wet hair] You two shower together?
Dr. Cameron, Dr. Robert Chase: NO!
Dr. Gregory House: [looks at Forman] Double negative. It's a yes.
[Forman stares at Chase and Cameron]
Dimanche 20 janvier 2008
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/2008
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Je suis une légende
Un baiser s'il vous plait
24 mesures
La nuit nous appartient
Les promesses de l'aube
7:58 ce samedi là
Tout est pardonné
La vengeance dans la peau
Caramel
2 days in Paris
Die hard 4
Death proof
Les chansons d'amour
Pirates des caraibes
Une jeunesse chinoise
La vie des autres
Election 1 & 2
Spiderman 3
L'incroyable destib de Harold Crick
Fur un portrait imaginaire de Diane Arbus
L'illusionniste
Pars vite et reviens tard
Little Children
300
Half nelson
Interview
Mr Brooks
En vcloque mode d'emploi
Si j'étais toi
Nerver forever
UNSEEN
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Le voile des illusions
La face cachée
Coeurs perdus
A vif
Nothing
Retribution
Waitress
Le gout de la vie
L'age d'homme
A very british ganster
You kill me
La nuit des tournesols
Old joy
Love sick
Alpha dog
I don't want to sleep alone
Et toi t'essur qui
La femme des sanles
Raisons d'etat
13 m2
London to Brighton
Komma
Tres bien merci
Irana Palm
Je suis l'autre
Gradiva
Day night day night
Norway of life
Angel
Par effraction
7 ans
Les ambitieux
Snow cake
Lettes d'Iwo Jima
Juste une fois (sleeping dogs)
Hannibal lecter : les origines
Les liens
Le dernier roi d'Ecosse
Inland empire
Bobby
La mome
Truands
Les climats
Le dernier des fous
Still life
Odette Toulemonde
Cashback
We feed the world
La cité interdite
Le scaphandre et le papillon
Gone baby gone - XXY
La visite de la fanfare
La graine et le mulet
Elizabeth l'age d'or
Je suis un cyborg
I am not there
My blueberry nights
La femme de ses reves
La France
Souffle
Lions et agneaux
Les toits de Paris
Frozen days
De l'autre coté
American Ganster
L'homme sans age
Once
Paupieres bleues
La vie interieure de Martin Frost
Darling
Dans la vallée d'Elah
Le reve de Cassandre
La foret de Mogari
Paranoid park
Secret sunshine
This is england
L'assassinat de Jess James par le lache Robert Ford
Le dernier voyage du juge Feng
Quand l'embryon part braconner
Desir(s)
Un coeur invaincu
L'histoire de Richard O.
La question humaine
Filatures
Shotgun stories
Journal d'une jeune nord-coreenne
L'année où mes parents sont partis en vacances
Sicko
4 mois 3 semaines 2 jours
Time
The bubble
Persepolis
L'avocat de la terreur
Mercredi 9 janvier 2008
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/2008
08:05
Je ne peux pas m'avancer pour Chantal, mais en effet je n'ai pas d'affinité particuliere avec Platon, pour le peu que j'en ai lu... ni avec les autres latinophiles dont le prestige
d'initiateurs me parait civilisationnelement valide mais en meme temps exagérement conservateur.... Démocratie et philosophie n'ont probablement pas leur alpha historique par temps d'Odyssée, ni
meme leur alpha conceptuels (*) ; il y ont surtout trouvé leurs scribes et une premiere arene culturelle de sophistication qui a démarré à ras de poussiere.
(*) quitte à etre conspuer de fourre-tout... religion, art et philosophie sont dans une barque, l'un tombe à l'eau qui reste-t-il !? :-)
Mais c'est vrai que nous sommes sur des paradigmes miroirs ; je vais essayer d'esquisser le mien qui par manque de dévouement personnel n'a au mieux que la forme d'un brouillon.
D'une part en précisant pour la suite du texte que ce que tu nommes pensée, j'imagine que tu ne verrais pas d'inconvénient à l'intituler Conscience.
Alors voilà... je crois que mon premier tilt a cristallisté autour d'une idée simplissime :
L'intelligence est la capacité de construire des simulations (de n'importe de quoi, mais humainement parlant de tout). Et la conscience est la capacité de cette intelligence à s'inclure dans ces
simulations.
Je ne me rappelle plus quand j'ai croisé cette idée... mais elle a du disposé des la collision d'un terreau favorable parce qu'à l'époque où j'étais plus fasciné par la psychanalyse, je jouais
déjà avec l'idée que la pensée consciente pourrait un miroir aux allouettes de l'inconscient.
Et d'ailleurs les deux points de vue s'articulent aujourd'hui dans ma vision.
Pour pousuivre, je pourrais partir d'une de tes phrases : "Aucun mécanisme aussi sophistiqué soit il n'a besoin de pensée" (conscience)... qui peut finalement aussi s'écrire
; La conscience est le moyen de sur-sophistiquer un mécanisme-systeme.
Je vais essayer d'illustrer mon idée par une ébauche de graduation illustrée et simplifiée au quasi-extreme. Imaginons que la branche des primates soit plus étendue dans le
spectre de la sophistication biologique qu'elle ne l'est de fait à la surface de la planete et que le lion soit son prédateur universelle...
La situation : une savane, un primate, un lion.... une reaction :
+ [...] <= primate-bactérie
+ [stress]
+ "danger"
+ "lion est proche"
+ "lion s'approche de moi"
+ "lion s'approche de moi ; et j'ai peur"
+"lion s'approche de moi ; et j'ai peur , mais en quoi cette sensation va m'aider à décider quoi faire" <=primate-sapiens
Cette graduation a mes yeux inscrit l'intelligence ET la conscience dans une sophistication du vivant, non pas en tant qu'anomalie mais en tant qu'optimalité
heureuse !
Bien sur... cette graduation dans son simplisme n'accentue pas à sa juste valeur la rupture phénoménale entre les étapes [stress] et "danger"... mais déjà elle déplace
le point de "miraculosité" de la chaine, du surgissement de la pensée-conscience à celui de la pensée-intelligence... Et je dois avouer qu'elle convient à ravir à mes inclinaisons
esthétiques idiosyncratiques parce que je peux facilement me convaincre que j'ai "mieux" à faire de mon temps que de me pencher sur la psy-zoologie ^^
Dire que la conscience c'est l'intelligence qui peut inclure son support dans une simulation, c'est une périphrase générative du "je"... la beauté du "je" humain ou de la
conscience humaine c'est qu'elle a poussé la cerise jusqu'à etre capable d'inclure le processus (et le questionnement meme) de l'intelligence-conscience dans ces simulations pour engendrer si
besoin un jeu de miroir infini (enfin théoriquement infini puisqu'il faut bien mourir... ou simplement dormir... ou hélas oublier et perdre le fil ^^)
Devant la beauté du phénomene, il faut tout de meme detecter ses imperfections en terme d'optimalité avec le support organique matériel qu'il est sensé servir puisqu'à cette
conscience échappe malgré tout beaucoup de chose... pour ne citer que l'insconscient modélisé par la psychanalyse, le nouveau perimetre d'insconcient synaptique ébauché par la neuro-psychologie
et autres sciences du cerveau... ou meme plus basiquement, les imperfections mnémoniques, ou la pauvreté de notre conscience de l'état biologique de nos corps (cancer détectable ou non...) mais
ces derniers points pourraient etre rattaché à la question des sens.
Un fois admis ou axiomisé (ce serait plus juste) l'hypothese d'une conscience outil et non miracle, forcément l'évolution biologique devient à part entiere un champ
génératif fascinant... en tout cas aussi fascinant que la culture et ses méandres.
Et surtout, ca donne à toute démarche existentialiste des allures ludiques... la conscience est un trip ^^... ou pour rebondir sur ta phrase, il n'y pas d'essence, juste un
moteur !
Quand on constate la tendance homomorphique (*) pragmatique que les civilisations ont eu tendance à appliquer à des divinités qu'elles definissaient pourtant en meme temps
comme extra-humaine... on peut extrapoler que cette dé-starification de la conscience a eu, a, aura du mal à avoir bonne presse... qu'elle soit "fausse" ou "vraie" d'ailleurs ! On est pas autant
dans un cul-de-sac qu'avec le solipsisme... mais en tout cas on aide moins le schmilblick à avancer ^^
(*) suis plus sûr du terme... le truc dieu à l'image de l'homme !? ça te parle ?
Cela pourtant ne me départ pas de la meme fascination que toi pour ce "rapport avec l'inconnu que nous représentons pour nous même".. de cette idée de faille... mais elle
n'est pas à mes yeux intrinseque à la conscience,mais corollaire de "tout" ce que la conscience-savoir ignore et immaitrise... ce néant qui tient sans meme qu'on puisse le mesurer sous un point
d'interrogation.
A la fin quand meme, tout ça me mine un peu... C'est mon rocher de Gilbratar ! Je regarde le détroit ... en me souvenant que la terre est ronde...Finalement Colomb etait un
idiot.^^
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