+ Life's greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people worse off, waiting in line behind you. (Rant)
+ In America, if your addiction isn't always new and improved, you're a failure. (Choke)
+ There are a lot of things we don't want to know about the people we love. (FC)
+ “That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.” @palahniukquotes
+ The best way to waste your life is by taking notes. the easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. #chuckpalahniuk
+ “In America, if your addiction isn’t always new and improved, you’re a failure.”
+ Nobody's all the way dead yet, but lets just say the clock is ticking. (IM)
+ Just for the record, the weather today is partly suspicious with chances of betrayal. (Diary)
+ Love & life belongs to great risk. (FC)
+ They're Vicodins, dear. It's the Marilyn Monroe school of medicine where enough of any drug will cure any disease. @palahniukquotes
+ “People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were too scared of being alone”
+ "... when you bury a goth child. Yes, it's still heartbreaking, only it doesn't look as bad" @palahniukquotes
+ With the angel of death going door to door, people stayed together. They quit bitching and behaved. (Haunted)
+ "Until you can ignore your circumstances, and just do as you promise," he says, "you'll always be controlled by the world." (Haunted)
+ Language... was just our way to explain away the wonder and the glory of the world. (Choke)
+ Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly.(IM)
+ This is just what human beings do—turn objects into people, people into objects. (Haunted)
+ The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill most people.
+ You will always have some excuse not to live your life. (Haunted)
+ Recycling and speed-limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed. (Fight Club)
+ We live and die and anything else is just delusion. (Choke)
+ When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. (Invisible Monsters) (via @VanillaBearr)
+ To everybody, everybody else is a liar. (Rant)
+ What if reality is nothing but some disease? (Rant)
+ Everyone smiles with an invisible gun to their head. (Fight Club)
+ Everyone's in their own personal coma. (Diary)
+ Reality means you live until you die... The real truth is nobody wants reality. (Survivor)
+ Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away. (STF)
+ The hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs. (Snuff)
+ One detail too many and you'd ruined. Overdosed on information. (Snuff)
+ I used 2 think the secret 2 a happy endin was 2 bring down the curtain @the right time. A moment after happness everythings all wrong again.
+ The murderer, the victim, the witness, each of us thinks our role is the lead. (IM)
+ The only thing that made me special, now my worst shame. (Snuff) (via @MegadethWisdom)
+ Every minute made it harder to do what I'd promised at my baptism. Shoot, cut, choke, bleed, or jump. (Survivor) (via @NeechQuotes)
+ These horny sexaholic chicks, they have such a high tolerance. They just can't not get banged. (Choke) (via @VanillaBearr)
+ Every time you don't throw yourself down the stairs, that's a choice. Every time you don't crash your car, you re-enlist. (Survivor)
+ This is the arms race of sound. This isn't about quality. It's about volume. This isn't about music. This is about winning. (Lullaby)
+ The trouble with eternal youth is, you do tend to procrastinate. (Post-Production)
+ What you have to consider is, maybe I wanted to get caught. (Crippled)
+ It's so typical, men want all the perks of being a female, but none of the bullshit. (Speaking Bitterness from Haunted)
+ All women have to do is get naked, and we give them all our money. I mean, why are we such slaves? (Choke)
+ You grow up to become living proof of your parent's limitations. Their less-than-masterpiece. (Rant)
+ What you don't understand you can make mean anything. (Diary)
+ What's worse? Hell or nothing? (Fight Club)
+ All of us, we're meant to be worn smooth by conflict and pain of every kind. To be polished. (Haunted)
+ Imagine how you'd feel if your whole life turned into a job you couldn't stand. (Survivor) (via @insideanhour)
+ What you run from only stays with you longer. When you fight something, you only make it stronger. (Invisible Monsters)
+ It's easy to cry when you realize everyone you love will reject you or die. (Fight Club)
+ You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth. (Invisible Monsters)
+ Don't laugh, but there are back-alley ways you can turn anything New Age into a killing tool. (Haunted)
+ Just for the record, the weather today is increasing turmoil with a possible physical and emotional breakdown. (Diary)
+ I need that like I need teeth in my asshole." (Guts)
+ ...Because life never works except in retrospect. You can't control life, at least you can control your version. (STF)
+ You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past. (Survivor)
+ You see how everything you can ever accomplish will end up as trash. (Fight Club)
+ You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless. (IM)
+ A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?" Well sweetheart I tell her, yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living. (Survivor)
+ Nothing was solved when the fight was over, but nothing mattered. (Fight Club)
+ When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat? (Invisible Monsters)
+ Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit. (Diary)
+ Just keep asking yourself: 'What would Jesus NOT do?' (Choke)
+ The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill most people. (Haunted)
+ It's not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to a tattoo. (Survivor)
+ Here in your mind you have complete privacy. Here there's no difference between what is and what could be.
+ We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.
+ The magic of sex is its acquisition w/out the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home there's never a storage problem.
+ The past, the future, life on other planets, everything is such a projection of life as we know it. (Choke)
+ I tell him this isn't such a beautiful world that he has to stay in it and suffer. / Survivor
+ Their teeth white, as if they never used teeth for anything except to smile. (Haunted)
+ That’s the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. @palahniukquotes
+ No, none of us seem so very real. Were only supporting characters in the lives of each other. (Tell-All)
+ "Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list." (Survivor)
+ The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. (IM)
+ Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education. (IM)
+ Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can hurt like hell. (Lullaby)
+ The glue and resin smell in new cars is formaldehyde, she'd tell him, the same thing they use to preserve dead bodies. (Choke)
+ Besides, it happens fast for some people and slow for some, accidents or gravity, but we all end up mutilated. (IM)
+ Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our education. (Choke)
+ You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. (Survivor)
+ If I turn up suicided in the morning, it was murder.Please leave a message. *Survivor
+ Your past is just a story. And once you realize this; it has no power over you. @palahniukquotes
+ The shortcut to closing a door is to bury yourself in the details. (lullaby)
+ This is the arms race of sound. This isn't about quality. It's about volume. This isn't about music. This is about winning. (lullaby)
+ The more people die, the more things stay the same. (Lullaby)
+ If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. (Diary)
+ The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. (Choke)
+ And if you can't learn yourself to love blood family, then you'll never truly love. Not nobody... (Rant)
+ Love is a skill you learn. Like house-training a dog. Maybe a talent you do or do not build up. Like muscle. (Rant)
+ You get everybody telling the same lie and it ain't a lie, not no more. (Rant)
+ Some men may only want pictures of naked women. Some women only want a man's dick. Or his sperm. Or his mon ...
+ "If something looks like an accident, can't nobody be mad at you" (Rant)
+ " The secret ingredient to anything 'tasty' is something that's going to 'hurt'." (Rant)
+ "Every family is a regular little cult." (Rant)
+ And while most stories begin with unhappiness at their inception, this one is no different. (Tell-All)
+ I am Jack's colon. I get cancer, I kill Jack.
+ Disaster is a natural part of my evolution, toward tragedy and dissolution. (FC)
+ One day you're thinking and hauling yourself around, and the next, you're cold fertilizer, worm buffet. (FC)
+ I used to think the secret to a happy ending was to bring down the curtain at the exact right time. (Haunted)
+ All the time,you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them.This only l ...
+ You study any pretty democracy, and you'll see that the only way each system functions is with a working class of slaves. (Rant)
+ "We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create." (Invisible Monsters)
+ Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong. (Invisible Monsters)
+ "A rattlesnake's just a vaccination againts boredom" (Rant)
